✦ SWEET TREATS. QUESTIONABLE ORIGINS. ✦ ZERO SHIPPING. MAXIMUM CHEEK.
bootietreats✦
THE INTERNET'S ODDEST LITTLE CANDY FACTORY

Fresh from
the source.

Big eyes. Little limbs.
A very unusual way to make candy.

Meet Bootie. He’s got a sweet side.
Unfortunately, it’s also his backside.

12 imaginary treats. On the house.
THE TOOT FACTORYLIVE & CHEEKY
I MADE YOU SOMETHING.
100%CHEEK
MADE✦ ✦ ✦
ONE BUTT. ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.
FACTORY UPDATEThe cheeks are ready. Are you?
EMPLOYEE OF EVERY MONTH
Bootie, the small-limbed, wide-eyed candy maker.Bootie, founder & farter

A SMALL BUSINESS WITH A BIG BEHIND

Every sweet has
a backstory.

Bootie had tiny arms, tiny legs, and an enormous dream: to make the internet a little sweeter.

Then he discovered his talent. We don’t ask many follow-up questions. We just put out a bowl.

“A little toot, a sugar shower.
Snack time is my finest hour.”— Bootie, probably
See the artisan at work

YOU HAVE QUESTIONS. FAIR.

Let’s clear
the air.

Can I actually eat these?

Only with your eyes. Bootie Treats is a ridiculous digital candy factory. Your treat bag is an imaginary collection, and there’s nothing to buy or ship.

Where does the candy come from?

A closely guarded family recipe. The family has requested that we stop calling.

Why are his eyes on his cheeks?

Quality control. He likes to keep an eye on every batch. Two eyes, actually.

Where does my treat bag go?

Your collection stays in this browser when local storage is available. Clear your bag whenever you want. No account, no checkout, just treats.

Can he please be a little quieter?

Sound starts off and only plays if you turn it on. Use the motion switch near the factory button to give the little fellow a rest, too.

GO ON. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

One more little toot?

FRESHLY COLLECTED

Your treat bag.

A little empty. A little less questionable.

Your cheeks await.

Make a batch and your treats will appear here.

Saved in this browser. Entirely imaginary. No checkout required.